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Aming : “Tor, buah apa yang hurup depannya pake “N”

Tora  : “Nangka, Nanas…N.., apalagi ya..?” (mikir)

Aming : “Koq cuman dua?,”

Tora : “Ya… emang itu doang “

Aming : “Ah payah loh…, segitu banyaknya dibilang cuman dua, ada Nukuh,
Nurian, Nambutan, Napaya, Nisang, Nalpukat, Napel, Neruk, Nomat…, Nuh nan
negitu nanyaknya nok nibilang numan nua,..nimana nih noh.. (*tuh kan segitu banyaknya dibilang dua
gimana sih loh..)

Tora : “Nampus noh! nomong nu nadi nitu,..nasain neh, nerjain nue nih…. (*Mampus
loh, ngomong lu jadi gitu, rasain deh tuh!. ngerjain gue sih…)

 

*****

 

Pada suatu
hari ada seorang pedagang kaya (TOMAT) yang ingin mengadakan hajatan
untuk putranya. Untuk keperluan itu ia datang ke seorang bandar ayam (ZAHRUT)
dan memesan 100 ekor ayam.

TOMAT : "Saya ingin memesan 100 ekor ayam untuk besok, ini alamat
saya (seraya memberikan kartu namanya)."
ZAHRUT : "Baik Pak TOMAT, akan saya suruh anak buah saya untuk
mengantarkan ke rumah Bapak."

Sepulangnya si TOMAT, ZAHRUT langsung memanggil seorang anak buahnya yang
bernama BOLOT dan memberikan instruksi…

ZAHRUT : "BOLOT, tolong antarkan 100 ekor ayam, besok ke alamat ini
(sambil memberikan kartu nama milik Pak TOMAT)."

BOLOT : "Nganterin ayam-ayam? Beres Nyonya !"

Besoknya dengan mengendarai sepeda motor si BOLOT pergi mengantarkan 100 ekor
ayam tersebut. 50 ekor diletakkan di sebelah kanan dan sisanya 50 ekor lagi
diletakkan di sebelah kiri.

Akan tetapi malangnya, di tengah perjalanan dia terjatuh dari sepeda
motornya…, ayam-ayam yang dia bawa langsung lepas dan pada lari berhamburan.

Orang-orang ramai berdatangan untuk mengetahui keadaan si BOLOT. Tetapi si
BOLOT malah tertawa terbahak-bahak. Seseorang diantara orang-orang yang datang
(AMEL) bertanya pada BOLOT (sambil berpikir….jangan2 si BOLOT jadi GILA…)

AMEL : "Mas, mas nggak apa-apa

kan

… ? Kepalanya nggak sakit

kan

?"

BOLOT : "Ha… ha… ha… !"

AMEL : "Mas, kenapa mas? (Wah bener nih, BOLOT jadi gila, gumam
AMEL dalam hati)

BOLOT : "Ha… ha… ha…, dasar ayam-ayam goblok, mau kemana elu
pade (sambil menunjuk ke arah ayam-ayam yang berlari) alamatnya

kan

ada di gue… Hua.. ha.. ha..
ha….."

ORANG-ORANG: dasar BOLOT

 

*****

Seorang Ibu muda naik
metro mini. Si supir bilang, “Ibunya cakep, kok anaknya kayak monyet?”

Kontan si wanita
tersinggung, marah, dan bersungut-sungut.

“Enak aja tuh supir,
ngomong seenak udel e dhewe…”, sambil duduk di kursi deret ke-3.

Laki-laki yang di
sebelahnya coba nenangin, “Udahlah bu, supir iseng aja ditanggepin…”

Si Ibu malah bilang, “Ah
kalian laki-laki sama aja, bisanya ngejek cewek aja.”

Si laki-laki kesel juga,
dah nyoba ngebaikin, eh malah ditanggepin lain sama si Ibu.

Kemudian dengan kesal si
laki-laki bilang, “Ya udah, Ibu damprat aja tuh supir! Sini monyetnya saya
gendong dulu…!”

*****

 

Seperti
biasanya, andi yang duduk di kelas 5 SD minta izin kepada ayahnya untuk pergi
ke sekolah.

"pak, saya ke sekolah dulu ya?" kata andi. "iya, berangkat

sana

! jangan ada yang lupa! eh,,,
celana kamu mana? kenapa nggak dipakai?" tanya bapaknya.

"oh iya! pak, saya lupa pakai celana…" kata andi.

"dasar pelupa!" kata bapaknya marah-marah.

Keesokan harinya andi mau berangkat ke sekolah, seperti biasa ia minta izin.
"pak, saya mau ke sekolah dan hari ini sudah tidak ada lagi yang
ketinggalan, " kata andi.

"yakin? lalu buku gambarmu mana?" kata bapaknya mengingatkan.

"oh iya! saya lupa pak!" kata andi.

"kamu ini! masih kecil saja sudah pikun, bagaimana kalau gede nanti?"
kata bapaknya sewot.

Keesokan harinya andi minta izin lagi pada bapaknya.

"pak, hari ini saya mau berangkat ke sekolah dan semuanya sudah komplit,
mulai seragam sekolah, tas, sepatu, buku gambar dan penggaris semuanya udah oke
pak… tidak ada yang lupa lagi…" kata andi dengan nada yakin dan penuh
percaya diri.

Tiba-tiba "PLAKK!!!" Andi dipukul oleh bapaknya dari belakang.
"dasar pelupa! ini hari minggu tahu!"

 

*****

 

Pada suatu
hari, seorang ibu sedang beli mangga di penjual keliling.
IBU : Berapa sekilo, Bang?
Penjual : 20 ribu
IBU : Mahal bener?
Penjual : Manis-manis kok,bu. Kalo engga manis boleh dikembaliin.
IBU : ya udah beli sekilo.

Setelah sampe dirumah, si ibu nyoba mangga 1 ternyata kecut. Yang ke 2 juga.
Yang ketiga juga. Besoknya si ibu melabrak si penjual.

IBU : Dasar penipu !! Udah tau kecut, malah dibilang manis. Nih, ta’
kembalikan.
Penjual : Ah, ibu… baru beli sekilo, kecut semua udah ngomel. Saya beli 1
gerobak kecut semua ngga ngomel…
IBU : ???

 

*****

 

Seorang
kakek tengah duduk di bangku taman sambil menikmati indahnya sore hari.
Tiba-tiba seorang anak muda bergaya punk duduk di sebelah si kakek.

Rambut anak muda itu dicat kuning dan hijau, sementara rambut-rambut yang
berdiri dicat oranye dan ungu. Di sekeliling matanya dikasih warna hitam.
Kakek-kakek itu bengong menatap si anak punk.

Merasa terganggu oleh tatapan si kakek, si pemuda punk bertanya, "Eh, Kek,
kenapa liat-liat? Emangnya dulu waktu muda nggak pernah gila- gilaan ya?!"

Setelah menarik napas dalam, si kakek menjawab, "Tentu saja pernah. Dulu
aku pernah mabuk berat, dan ketika mabuk itulah aku memperkosa seekor burung
kakatua. Aku lagi bertanya-tanya, jangan-jangan kamu adalah anakku."

 

*****

 

Seorang
Ibu Guru Sekolah Dasar membagikan Daftar Isian murid-murid, mengenai data-data
murid itu sendiri dan kedua orangtuanya.

Ada

seorang muridnya yang karena
gobloknya atau karena ingin "mengerjai" Gurunya, selalu
bertanya-tanya:

Murid: "Bu, Nama orangtua ditulis, ya?"
Guru: "ya ditulis"
Tidak lama kemudian, murid tersebut bertanya lagi: "Bu, alamat orangtua
ditulis?"
Jawab Gurunya mulai kesal : "Ya, ditulis" katanya
Belum tiga menit si Murid bertanya lagi: "Bu, Jenis Kelamin orangtua
ditulis?"
"Nggak, digambar!!!! !!" (dengan sangat kesal)

 

*****

 

dI
sebuah camp army ….

SEORANG
KOLONEL MEMBERI PERINTAH PADA AJUDANNYA :

"besok
sekitar jam delapan malam , akan ada komet halley melintas di atas
langit camp kita.

komet ini muncul hanya 75 tahun sekali , jadi kumpulkan semua prajurit
nanti saya yg akan menjelaskan fenomena langka ini. Tapi jika hujan ,
artinya kita tak akan bisa melihatnya , maka kumpulkan saja mereka di aula
, saya akan memutarkan film tentang komet."

AJUDAN MEMBERI PERINTAH PADA KOMANDAN
KOMPI :

"atas perintah kolonel , besok jam delapan malam komet halley akan
melintas
ke kamp kita.
jika hujan , maka kumpulkan semua prajurit ke aula , disana akan ada
fenomena langka yang hanya terjadi 75 tahun sekali."

KOMANDAN KOMPI MEMBERI PERINTAH PADA
LETNAN :

"atas perintah kolonel besok jam delapan malam ,, kumpulkan semua prajurit

di aula , komet halley akan muncul disana.
jika hujan terjadi di camp , maka kolonel akan melakukan sesuatu yg hanya
bisa dilakukan 75 tahun sekali."

LETNAN MEMBERI PERINTAH PADA SERSAN :

"besok jam delapan malam , kolonel akan muncul bersama komet halley di
aula, mereka akan melakukan sesuatu yg biasa dilakukan tiap 75 tahun
sekali.
jika terjadi hujan, kolonel akan memerintahkan komet melintas ke camp kita."

SERSAN MEMBERI PERINTAH PADA PASUKAN :

" besok saat hujan pukul delapan malam , jendral akan mengendarai harley
yg
berumur 75 tahun dan kolonel akan mengendarai komet melintasi camp kita
menuju ke aula."

PASUKAN MEMBERI TAHU
PADA ISTRI-ISTRINYA :

"besok saat kita di
aula akan hujan-hujanan sampai pukul delapan malam , dan jendral berumur
75 tahun akan membagi-bagikan harley untuk dijadikan kendaraan kalau
kita ditugaskan mengejar komet yang akan melintasi camp kita. "

 

ISTRI_ISTRI
PASUKAN MEMBERI TAHU PADA TETANGGANYA:

"kata
suamiku, besok dia akan hujan-hujanan di aula sampai pukul delapan malam
dan ditugaskan mengejar copet yang akan melintasi camp. kalo
berhasil, jendralnya akan memberi 75 harley untuknya…
doain ya bu… mudah-mudahan dia berhasil."

 

TETANGGANYA ISTRI-ISTRI
PASUKAN MEMBERI TAHU PADA TUKANG SAYUR:

"kata
suaminya dari istri tetanggaku, besok suaminya akan kejar2an sama copet
didalam aula pake harley.., kayak di filem2 itu loh…, dan mudah2an kalo
berhasil nangkep copetnya, suaminya dari istri tetanggaku itu akan dipromosikan
jadi jenderal berbintang 75, gagah ya?"

 

TUKANG
SAYUR NGERUMPI DGN PARA PEMBANTU YG SEDANG BELANJA :

 "kata istri
pasukan, suaminya akan menemui jendral yg kecopetan waktu nonton acara
promosi harley, katanya kalo ketangkep sicopet akan disuruh push
up 75 kali"

 

PARA PEMBANTU SEHABIS BELANJA NGERUMPI SAMA PEMBANTU LAINNYA:

 "kata tukang
sayur, katanya mulai minggu depan dia engga jualan lagi pake Gerobak
Sayur, tapi mau pake Harley, sebab dia dapat hadiah dari seorang Jenderal
sewaktu nangkep copet"

 

ABIS
NGERUMPI, SALAH SATU PEMBANTU NGEGOSIP DGN SUPIR MAJIKANNYA:
"kata
langganan tukang sayur, minggu depan si tukang sayur mau jual harley
hadiah dari seorang jendral karena nangkep copet, copetnya ditangkep dengan
cara ditabrak gerobak sayur"

 

SUPIR
MAJIKAN NGOBROL DI WARUNG KOPI, AMA TUKANG KOPI:
"Kata
pembantu majikan ane, majikannya kecopetan sewaktu lagi belanja sayur,
katanya copetnya itu pake harley..tapi untung ada jendral yang lewat sambil
bawa gerobak, akhirnya itu copet ketangkep, dan dimasukin kedalam gerobak"

 

TUKANG KOPI
NGEGOSIP AMA TUKANG OJEK YANG LAGI COPY BREAK DI WAROENG NYA:

"Kemaren kata sopir yg lagi ngopi disini, ada
tukang sayur yang mo mncuri motor harley majikannya, tapi langsung ditangkep ama
seorang jendral yang lagi komat-kamit baca mantra sebanyak 75 kali agar saat
istrinya beli sayur gak bayar …. "

*****

 

Pintu
bilik dibuka dengan kuat dan mengejutkan sepasang suami isteri yang sedang
tidur nyeyak. Seorang lelaki dengan wajah garang mengacukan senjata tajam ke
arah si isteri.

Perampok : "Sebelum kamu mati kubunuh, sebutkan namamu!"
Isteri : "Na… nama sa… saya… Aisyah"
Perampok : "Aisyah? nampaknya sama dengan nama ibuku. Aku tidak boleh
membunuhmu,"

Lalu dia mendekati si suami dan sambil mengacukan senjatanya ia berkata,
Perampok : "Sebutkan namamu. Aku mesti tahu nama setiap orang yang menjadi
korbanku."
Suami : "Namaku Irwan.. tapi…. semua orang memanggilku Aisyah…."

*****

Apa
persamaan pahlawan Pangeran Dipenogoro dengan Cut Nyak Dien?
jawab:
Sama-sama nggak punya handphone

Kenapa sebaiknya kita jgn utangin teman kita yg namanya Budi?
jawab:
Sebab utang nyawa dibayar nyawa, utang Budi dibawa mati.

Panjangnya 15 cm, kemerahan,ada kepalanya, dan membuat cewek tergila-gila.
Apa hayo? jawab :
Duit seratus ribuan

Kenapa wanita Indonesia paling males kalo disuruh pake helm saat naik
motor? jawab :
Karena tujuh di antara sepuluh wanita Indonesia bilang lebih aman pake KOTEX

Merah, kuning, hijau, coklat muda & coklat tua jadi satu, apaan tuh?

jawab
: Bob marley masuk pramuka

Apa bedanya orang kurus dan orang gemuk?
jawab :
Orang kurus makan hati, orang gemuk makan tempat

Apa beda unta dengan kangkung?
jawab :
Kalo unta di arab, kalo kangkung di urap

Superman, Batman & Robin, lebih bego siapa?
jawab
Batman, soalnya pake jubah tapi nggak bisa terbang.
Robin bego juga, udah tau Batman bego, malah ditemenin.

Baju Superman ada lambang S, kenapa Batman engga ada B-nya?
jawab :
Karena udah dipake Bobo

Apa bedanya kambing ama kuda?
jawab :
Ah bego aja kalau elo ngga bisa ngebedain

Kenapa ayam kalo berkokok matanya merem?
jawab :
Karena udah hapal teksnya

 

T : kenapa di Madura ga’
ada TK ?…

J : soalnya yang ada malah
TnK… Taman nak Kanak…

T : Nasi apa yang dipukul
keras!!?

J : Nasi nempel di tembok.

T : Putih, kecil, larinya
kenceng ?

J : Nasi nempel di kereta
express.

 

*****

 

Ceritanya
ada dua orang yang masing-masing punya kelemahan di inderanya, yang satu buta
dan yang satunya tuli.
Suatu hari mereka kumpul bareng pagi-pagi buat ngerencanain "pergi ke
pasar"
Mulanya si Buta yang bicara…….

Buta: "Eh, katanya kita mau ke pasar, jadi nggak?"
Tuli: "Lho katanya mau kepasar, jadi nggak?"
Buta: "Ya,ampun gue tuh tanya ama elo’ kita jadi kepasar nggak ?"
Tuli: "Yah…..eloe gimana sih, tadi bilangnya mau kepasar, yang bener
dong k’lo ngomong"
Buta:" Eh, gigi lu bau menyan, gue nanya nih…kita jadi mau kepasar
nggak?"
Tuli: "Ya udah lah……..pokoknya gue ikut ajalah…..abisnya lo’ dari
tadi kaga’ nanya sih, k’lo mau kepasar, bilang dong…!!!

Saking gemesnya, akhirnya si Buta narik kupingnya si Tuli sambil bilang……."dasar
budek lu……"
Abis itu si Tuli cekikikan sendiri " wah, sakit nih kuping gue, emang
susah, zaman sekarang ngomong sama orang buta kaya’ eloe" ……sambil
ngeloyor pergi……

            
            
      

         
      

            
            
      

         
      

Black Snake Moan
A has-been blues musician (Samuel L. Jackson) is placed in charge of
the rehabilitation of a hopeless nymphomaniac (Christina Ricci).

Full of It
A modern-day Pinocchio discovers that it’s still
not ok to lie. Unless, of course, you can really get away with
distorting the truth. Instead of his nose growing, teenager Sam Leonard
(Ryan Pinkston) is forced to live out all of the lies he’s ever told
before his friends and family discover that his pants are indeed on
fire.

Wild Hogs
To get over his mid-life crisis, Tim Allen convinces some of his fellow
bored suburban husbands to form a rough-and-tumble motorcycle gang.
However, their masculine posturing is challenged when they cross a real
gang called the Del Fuegos.

Zodiac
Based on the real-life terror that gripped San Francisco in the ’70s,
several police detectives and newspaper journalists try to uncover the
identity of the mysterious Zodiac Killer. Although he sends taunting
notes and clues through the mail, he always seems just one step ahead
of those looking to stop his killing spree.

Exterminating Angels
Francois (Frédéric Van Den Driessche) is a subversive movie director
who comes up with a very controversial idea: To make a film exploring
all aspects of female pleasure. While he amazingly finds actresses to
star in his movie, what he gets in return is more than just naughty
acts caught on celluloid, but a very complicated multi-way relationship.

300
During the ancient Battle of Thermopylae, King Leonidas (Gerard Butler)
and 300 Spartans fight to the death against Xerxes and his massive
Persian army in an effort to inspire all of Greece to unite against
their Persian enemy.

Beyond the Gates
A teacher (Hugh Dancy) and a Catholic priest (John Hurt) in Africa find
themselves caught in a heart-wrenching moral dilemma. In 1994, during
the Rwandan genocide, the two foreigners must decide if they should
stay and try to save as many Tutsis from Hutu killers as they can or if
they should stay out of the conflict and flee for their own safety.
Based on a true story.

The Host
A neglectful father suddenly regrets not spending as much time with his
daughter as he should have when a hideous mutant beast emerges from
South Korea’s Han River and whisks her away. Although believing that
his girl has been killed and eaten, the bad dad receives a mysterious
phone call from her so he embarks on a dangerous expedition into a
secretive military base to get her back.

The Ex
A professional slacker (Zach Braff) is forced to get a real job when
his pregnant wife (Amanda Peet) exits the workforce. Things go from bad
to worse when he works with an overachieving handicapped man (Jason
Bateman) who seems intent on stealing his bride.

Maxed Out: Hard Times, Easy Credit and the Era of Predatory Lenders
Profiling the modern-day credit industry, this documentary attempts to
expose the predatory lending schemes that leave many Americans
penniless. Featuring interviews with activists who are fighting the
powers-that-be, so-called "debt pirates" who prey on the most
financially vulnerable members of our society and experts who
desperately want people to climb out of the debt trap.

The Namesake
The
son of Indian immigrants, Gogol (Kal Penn) wants to be a thoroughly
modern American man, but he finds that his wishes are at odds with the
traditional life his parents (Irfan Khan, Tabu) wish he would live.

Nomad (The Warrior)
18th-century Kazakhstan isn’t a very hospitable place, but a tribe of
warriors do what they can to keep the peace and defend their land from
both invaders and enemies from within. Then, word comes that a mystical
boy will lead them from out of the darkness and into the light of a
grand and wonderful empire.

The Ultimate Gift
Jason (Drew Fuller) has grown up to become a total spoiled brat,
relying on handouts from his crotchety grandfather (James Garner). When
grandpa finally kicks the bucket, Jason thinks he’s hit the jackpot.
But built into the old man’s will are a series of tasks that Jason must
complete before he can inherit any money, and which may finally teach
him how to be a man. Based on the book by Jim Stovall.

Dead Silence
A young widowed husband (Ryan Kwanten) reluctantly returns to his
sleepy hometown to attend his wife’s funeral. While there, the grieving
groom investigates the village’s dark past, which includes a murdered
ventriloquist whose death has eerie connections to his wife’s own
premature demise.

I Think I Love My Wife
Richard (Chris Rock) is a happily married husband and father whose wife
Brenda (Gina Torres) is drop-dead gorgeous and ultra-smart. Yet, after
several years of marriage, Richard is growing bored with his existence,
but doesn’t know what to do about it. In steps Nikki (Kerry
Washington), a woman from Richard’s past who promises an exciting
future, if she can pry the married man from his comfortable suburban
home. Written and directed by Rock.

Premonition
Sandra Bullock’s life is peachy — hot husband (Nip/Tuck’s
Julian McMahon), cute kids, big house. Then her husband dies in a car
crash … but not really. She thinks that his death was a premonition,
and now she must run around all manic-like to try to prevent the
seemingly inevitable.

Shooter
An assassin (Mark Wahlberg) who gave up his carefree killin’ lifestyle
after accidentally shooting an innocent person is convinced to return
for one last job. However, after being framed for assassinating the
president, the killer must find the real shooter and clear his own name.

Sunshine
In a scant 50 years, the sun will start dying, and when it goes,
mankind will go with it. Eight astronauts are sent into space for a
last-ditch effort to save the dimming star, but as they get closer to
the giant flaming ball, either their ship starts to fail or their minds
begin playing tricks on them. Either way, it’s not a pretty situation…

The Wind That Shakes the Barley
IN THEATERS MARCH 16, 2007

British
director Ken Loach became the 59th winner of the Palme d’Or at Cannes
with this drama about the Irish Civil War of the 1920s.

Color Me Kubrick
Based on the true story of Alan Conway (John Malkovich) who
successfully passed himself off as legendary movie director Stanley
Kubrick to aspiring actors, despite looking nothing like him.

First Snow
Guy Pearce has his life turned upside down after getting his fortune
told by a psychic. Sometimes it’s better not to know what’s going to
happen …

The Hills Have Eyes 2
A contingent of National Guardsmen on a training mission in the
southwestern desert are set upon by that happy mutant family that has a
hankering for human flesh. You’d think some body armor and automatic
rifles would keep the soldiers safe … but you’d be wrong.

The Last Mimzy
A box of toys from the future gives a couple of kids amazing
superpowers, which they use to terrorize their parents and teachers as
well as to do good deeds. But mostly to terrorize.

Offside
In Iran, it is illegal for women to attend soccer games in a stadium
with men. One brave lady tries to disguise herself as a man and sneak
in, but her gender is immediately recognized at the gate. She is then
thrown into a holding cell with a group of other crafty gals all of
whom work together to see a real live game.

The Page Turner
A child prodigy at the piano harbors a lifelong grudge and finally
wrecks her revenge when she becomes a young woman (Deborah Francois).
Rejected from the Conservatory by a malicious jury chairwoman
(Catherine Frot), a ten-year-old Melanie sees her childhood dreams of
becoming a professional musician crushed. Ten years later, Melanie
befriends the husband (Pascal Greggory) of the woman who rejected her
and gets herself hired as the nanny to their son where she can disrupt
their peaceful homelife from within.

Pride
Terrence Howard stars as an unusual real-life hero. In Philadelphia in
the 1970s, Jim Ellis hoped to counter the rough and tumble lives led by
inner-city kids by drafting several of them into a swim team, which was
no easy task. But through hard work and sheer determination, Ellis
helped lead his students all the way up to the state championships.

Reign Over Me
After losing his wife and kids in the 9/11 terrorist attacks, Charlie
(Adam Sandler) goes into a severe depression and retreats from the
world. Luckily, he runs into his old college roommate, Alan (Don
Cheadle), who feels sorry for his old friend and does his best to draw
him back out.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The mean, green, pizza-eating foursome return for another big-screen
adventure — but this time they’ll be animated rather than actors
wearing clunky costumes like the previous movies in the franchise.

After the Wedding
Jacob Petersen (Mads Mikkelsen) is from Denmark, but he’s dedicated his
life to saving orphans in India. One day, Jacob receives a bizarre
request: Jorgen (Rolf Lassgard), a rich businessman, will donate
several million dollars to Jacob’s orphanage, but only if he will
return to Denmark and take part in Jorgen’s daughter’s wedding.

Blades of Glory
Will Ferrell and Jon Heder play two disgraced Olympic ice skaters who
were banned from the sport because of drug usage but have found a way
to sneak back into the competition.

Blind Dating
A blind man (Chris Pine) decides to undergo a risky surgical experiment
that has the potential to restore his vision. One of the perks of the
procedure turns out to be his falling in love with the East Indian
nurse (Anjali Jay) who assists him. However, she’s stuck participating
in an arranged marriage that she can’t break no matter how much she
falls for her sightless patient.

Live Free or Die
THEATRICAL RELEASE DATE TO BE ANNOUNCED

Former
SEINFELD writers Gregg Kavet and Andy Robin make their directorial
debut with this offbeat comedy about a wannabe criminal toughing it out
on the rough-and-tumble streets of New Hampshire. John "Rugged" Rudgate
(Aaron Stanford) is on a mission to become a legend for committing
unspeakably bad acts, but the reality is somewhat less dramatic. It
turns out the hot items hes fencing were legitimately acquired, and he
didnt kill the guy he says he killed. Nonetheless, he forges ahead,
and when he reunites with childhood friend Lagrand (Paul Schneider),
who has taken over his familys storage business along with his sister
(Zooey Deschanel), Rugged has his new right-hand man. Unfortunately,
Lagrand is as hapless a character as the world has ever seen, which
only adds to the hilarity. Along the way, Rugged and Lagrand must
contend with two small-town cops (Michael Rapaport and Kevin Dunn), a
goofy hardware store proprietor (Judah Friedlander), and a loose-cannon
safe cracker (Ebon Moss-Bachrach). In a film that features stellar
performances across the board, it is Paul Schneider who steals the
show. Sporting one of the worst hairdos in cinema history, Schneiders
Lagrand is a cartoon character come to life if there ever was one, yet
he still infuses Lagrand with a sympathetic humanity that makes the
performance a downright miraculous achievement that must be seen to be
believed.

LIVE FREE OR DIE World Premiered at the 2006 South by Southwest Film Festival, where it won the Festival’s Narrative Jury Prize.

The Lookout
Who better to assist in a bank heist than the mentally challenged
janitor (Joseph Gordon-Levitt), whom nobody will suspect is criminally
minded?

Meet the Robinsons
Twelve year-old Lewis was born to invent, and his latest project is his
most ambitious — the Memory Scanner. This machine will aid Lewis in
finding his birth mother, before he attains his happily-ever-after, the
invention is stolen by Bowler Hat Guy and his diabolical hat.

Rescue Dawn
Dieter Dengler was a fighter pilot who was gunned down and captured
during the Vietnam war; he then staged a remarkable break-out from the
camp in which he was interned. RESCUE DAWN finds Christian Bale playing
Dengler in this adaptation of his life, while famed and controversial
filmmaker Werner Herzog directs.

Skinwalkers
A teenage boy discovers that he’s the winning prize in a war between
two tribes of werewolves: One group wants him alive and the other wants
him dead. Will he and his mom find out the secret of what makes him so
important?

Firehouse Dog
Hollywood’s hottest stunt dog gets lost during a shoot and befriends a
lonely kid (Josh Hutcherson) and his single dad (Bruce Greenwood) and
eventually becomes the beloved mascot of the local fire station.

Are We Done Yet?
In this sequel to Are We There Yet?,
Ice Cube and Nia Long want to move to the suburbs for a better life in
which to raise their two kids. However, after purchasing a
"fixer-upper" that needs more "fixer" than they originally imagined,
they fall victim to an unscrupulous contractor (John C. McGinley) who
never seems to get the job done.

Black Book
During WWII, Rachel Steinn (Carice van Houten) is a Jewish singer
forced to flee her home. After a daring escape, she sets up a new
identity for herself to avoid being captured and killed by the Germans.
Rachel then quickly joins the resistance and infiltrates a Nazi
stronghod. But when the underground’s plans are betrayed by a traitor
within its own ranks, Rachel becomes the number one suspect.

Grindhouse
Those two titans of terror — Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriquez —
have teamed up for this throwback to the good ol’ days when you could
see two sleazy exploitation films for the price of one ticket.
Rodriquez directs Planet Terror, an over-the-top tale of a small town trying to survive an outbreak of zombies; while Tarantino’s Death Proof
stars Kurt Russell as a serial killing maniac who stalks beautiful
women. Also features fake trailers for phoney movies by the directors.

The Hoax
This historical drama explores the controversy unleashed in the 1970s
when Clifford Irving (Richard Gere) sold a bogus biography of Howard
Hughes to a major publishing house.

Penelope
Penelope (Christina Ricci) is a young woman looking to get her life on
the right track — now if only she can rid herself of that pesky family
curse…

The Pleasure of Your Company
Following the tragic death of the love of his life, a distraught dude
(Jason Biggs) is surprised to find himself proposing to a waitress
(Isla Fisher) he’s just met. But an even bigger surprise is in store
when she says yes.

The Reaping
Hilary Swank stars as a paranormal detective who investigates religious
occurrences. Her latest case: a town where the 10 biblical plagues are
in full force.

The TV Set
A writer (David Duchovny) attempts to navigate his beloved TV pilot
from script through production to the ferocity of prime-time
scheduling, yet still clinging on to his true vision for his show and
his integrity. But volatile young actors and a network president with a
type-A personality (Sigourney Weaver) get in the way.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theatres
If you ever wanted to know the secret origins of Meatwad, Frylock and
Master Shake, this might be the place to find out. The three foodstuffs
find the universe is threatened by a piece of exercise equipment and
they do their best to have absolutely nothing to do with it. Based on
the hit Adult Swim TV cartoon.

Disturbia
Distressed by his father’s untimely death, a teenager (Shia LaBeouf)
begins acting out and soon finds himself under house arrest after
getting into trouble one too many times. To help pass the time stuck
indoors, he begins spying on his neighbors, only to become convinced
that the guy living across the street is killing young women.

Lonely Hearts
Two young lovers (Salma Hayek, Jared Leto) scour the newspaper personal
ads and pick out lonely victims to rob and kill. Meanwhile, two police
detectives (John Travolta, James Gandolfini) must figure out the
killers’ MO and catch them.

Perfect Stranger
Desperate to solve the bizarre murder of a childhood friend, an
undercover reporter (Halle Berry) creates several online aliases to
lull the killer out of hiding. With her new identities in place, the
nosy newswoman’s Internet snooping leads her straight to the powerful
CEO (Bruce Willis) of a major advertising agency.

Spring Breakdown
If you think Spring Break is just for college students, think again.
Three thirtysomething gals try to reclaim their youth and hit a
vacation spot that’s popular with the co-eds. But try as they might,
these clueless babes just can’t keep up with the cool kids.

Trade
This controversial thriller stars Kevin Kline and concerns a young
Mexican girl who has been kidnapped and turned into a sex slave. Her
brother teams up with a cop to try and hunt down the kidnappers and
free his sister.

Year of the Dog
You wouldn’t think that having your beloved dog pass away could be a
good thing, but for Peggy (Molly Shannon) it is just the beginning of a
series of positive events that change her life forever. The directing
debut of screenwriter/actor Mike White (School of Rock, The Good Girl).

Even Money
Three people’s lives fall apart thanks to an addiction to gambling.

Fracture
The good news: The man (Anthony Hopkins) who tried to kill a District
Attorney’s (Ryan Gosling) wife is arrested and sent to jail. The bad
news: The wannabe killer is instantly freed on a technicality and is
looking to finish the job.

Hot Fuzz
The team that created the outrageous horror/comedy Shaun of the Dead
have teamed up again for this action/comedy about small town cops.
Nicholas Angel (Simon Pegg) may be London’s best constable, but after
getting on his superiors’ bad sides they have him transferred to the
sleepy village of Sandford. Partnering there with an oafish lout (Nick
Frost), Angel is initially bored solving inane "crimes." But he’s able
to get his groove back when he figures out that a series of accidents
may have a sinister connection to them.

In the Land of Women
Carter Webb (Adam Brody) gets dumped by the love of his life, Sophia
(Elena Anaya), leaves Los Angeles, and escapes to suburban Michigan to
care for his ailing grandmother. There, he befriends a single mom (Meg
Ryan) and her two daughters (Kristen Stewart, Makenzie Vega) and gets
caught up in their complicated family that make his own seem so small
and inconsequential.

Kickin’ It Old Skool
In 1986, a 12-year-old boy ends up in a coma after a tragic
breakdancing accident and wakes up 20 years later with a child’s mind
in a man’s body (Jamie Kennedy). When his parents’ yogurt store faces a
financial crisis, the man-child attempts to revive his dancing career
with the help of his old friends who have all long left breakin’ behind
them.

The Nanny Diaries
A nanny (Scarlett Johansson) from the wrong side of the tracks — and
the tracks are in New Jersey! — goes to work for a snooty uptown
Manhattan family. Based on the best-selling novel by Emma McLaughlin
and Nicola Kraus, two real-life former nannies.

Pathfinder
Set during troubled times as a legion of Vikings battles against tribes of Native Americans, Pathfinder follows a young Viking boy who mistakenly strays into enemy territory and is raised by his Native American foes.

Rogue
An American writer (Michael Vartan) goes on a wildlife boat tour in the
Australian wetlands and is pleased to see that leading him into the
wilderness is a hot tour guide (Radha Mitchell). However, his plans for
romance as well writing is set on the backburner when they’re attacked
by a giant crocodile with a taste for human flesh.

Severance
A group of arms dealers take a break from their job of selling death
and destruction with a weekend vacation of team-building exercises in
the European countryside. But it’s not all fun and games when they are
attacked by an army of crazed killers.

Smiley Face
Jane (Anna Faris) is an aspiring actress in Los Angeles who has only
one thing holding her back: She’s a raging pothead. After accidentally
chowing down on her roommate’s entire batch of marijuana-laced
cupcakes, Jane goes on a mission to replace the cupcakes, a mission
that gets more complicated and more ridiculous with each passing second.

Vacancy
A young married couple (Kate Beckinsale, Luke Wilson) are hoping to
spend a romantic getaway together, but instead they find themselves
trapped in a creepy motel room and the stars of a soon-to-be-made snuff
film.

The Valet
A poor parking valet hits the jackpot when a billionaire foists his mistress upon him in order to avoid a divorce from his wife.

The Condemned
Jack Conrad ("Stone Cold" Steve Austin) sits on death row, but is
offered an unusual opportunity to rejoin the living. What he has to do
is get sent to a tiny remote island where he must fight other convicted
killers in a huge battle royale where the last man standing is given a
pardon, all the while the entire event is captured for a reality TV
show.

Diggers
On Long Island, New York, four young men decide to go into the family
business of clam digging, a job that all the men have had for
generations.

The Invisible
Nick Powell (Justin Chatwin) is just your average, ordinary teenager
until one night when he’s brutally attacked by a mysterious assailant
and left for dead. With his soul caught between the afterlife and the
living world, an invisible Nick must solve the mystery of what happened
to him before he becomes fully deceased.

Jindabyne
A happily married Irishman, Stewart (Gabriel Byrne), who now lives in
Australia goes on a typical fishing trip with his buddies. While out on
the river, the men come across the body of a dead girl, but fail to
report their discovery until they return home several days later.
Stewart’s wife (Laura Linney) is so horrified by her husband’s actions
that she begins to question their entire relationship.

The Last Legion
Set at the Roman Empire is on the decline, THE LAST LEGION follows a
brave young warrior who travels to Britain in search of a new world.
Colin Firth and Ben Kingsley star.

Zoo
This documentary examines the shocking true story about a man who died
as a result of having sex with a horse. Furthermore, the death exposed
a secret retreat in the Pacific Northwest that catered to men who liked
to participate in this unholy practice.

source : http://movies.go.com/

lapar neh … lagi menunggu mau mengupulkan krs neh … yah lagi sedang jam istirahat yah … maklum lah pegawai negeri di IPB … ngapain lagi selain istirahat …

dan sekarang gwe meras kok kayaknya aneh yah ??? antara males dan lapar apaan tuh ya namanya ??? o iya jadi ke inget kan ada lomba blog gitu di www.rumahbeasiswa.com dan engga jelas mau ngapain aja dan di gimana-in …

lomba yang aneh … cuman nambahin banner segitu aja doang … dan engga ngerti dong kalo mau nambahin itu banner di blog kayak friendster… yang jelas di friendster engga bisa nambah banner kayak gitu di blog … kan blog gratisan aja …

apa lagi ya yang mau di ketik di sini ??? hanya memeperlancar jemari gwe aja yang sudah lama engga meneken2 tuts keyboard komputer … yah komputer gwe … sedang harusnya masuk rumah sakit komputer …. yah mledug gitu monitor nya … sedihnya … kasian yah komputer gwe … dah gitu banyak data yang beluman gwe pindahin ke flash disk kk gwe … gawat kan … mana hasil kerja gwe … proposal … ada di cpu … dan beluman di pindahin soft kopinya …

mesa’no ae …

waduh jadi pengen nyari temen2 gwe di fs-nya yoga … dya tuh banyak … yah lumyan lah jadi kayak punya buku tahunan gitu … hueh …

makan aja dulu lah … laper banget nih … ayo dong makan … tapi baru jam brapa neh ??? jam … mmmm … jam 12-an yah ??? ya sudah lah … aku akhiri dengan kat alhamdulillah … maybe the last blog ??? jangan ah ….

   

               
                   
                        

                   

                        By Paul Reynolds
                   
               
               
                   
                   
                        World affairs correspondent, BBC News website

The very stones of Jerusalem are political weapons in the age-old struggle for possession of the Holy Land.

And nowhere is more sensitive than the great platform
built by King Herod, known to Jews as the Temple Mount and to the
Muslims as the Haram al-Sharif, the Noble Sanctuary.

To understand the current row over excavation and repair
work just outside one of the gates onto the compound, it is important
to know that here history, religion and politics meet. Nothing in
Jerusalem can be understood without all three.

The history

It was where Herod the Great (’Great’ because of his
buildings) constructed the Second Temple - and where King Solomon had
probably built the First Temple, destroyed by the Babylonians.

Religious belief placed Abraham here when he offered his son Isaac for sacrifice.

For the Jews, it was once the centre of their world -
and the place to which they always promised themselves in exile that
they would return.

       
       
       

Even today, Jews pray at the nearest point they can
reach to the Temple Mount, its Western Wall, once known as the Wailing
Wall. Most are content to leave the eventual reconstruction of the
temple to the future - and to God.

   

       
   

       

   

Religious Jews will not even go onto the Temple Mount for fear of stepping on some holy relic.

Christians know it as the temple where Jesus overturned the tables of the moneylenders.

The Romans knew it as a place of Jewish rebellion and,
under Titus, demolished it in 70 AD (the Common Era) after the Zealots’
revolt, which also saw the siege and fall of Masada.

After the Romans left and the Byzantines arrived, it
lay empty for centuries. Christians were more interested in the site of
Jesus’ crucifixion. The place was a rubbish dump.

Then in 638, the Muslim army of Omar, Commander of the Faithful, conquered Jerusalem.

There was then built one of the most beautiful edifices
in the world, the Dome of the Rock, followed by the al-Aqsa mosque
nearby.

The Dome became, in Muslim eyes, holy because they
believe that it was from this rocky outcrop that the Prophet Muhammad
in a dream ascended into heaven on his horse Buraq to receive
commandments from God.

The al-Aqsa ("The Furthest") was built to commemorate
the furthest mosque to which Muhammad states that he travelled from
Mecca in his dream.

It has become the third most holy place in Islam, after Mecca and Medina.

Politics

One now has to roll forward until 1967. When the
Israelis captured the Old City from the Jordanians, the question as to
the future of the compound obviously arose. Political realism
prevailed. The Dome of the Rock and al-Aqsa mosque would not be
demolished. A compromise was reached.

Israel allowed the Muslim religious authority known as
the Waqf to administer the whole compound. But the Israelis claimed the
right to enter it at will to keep security control. They enforce this
claim regularly.

They do so by entering the compound through a small gate known as the Mougrabi or Moors’ Gate.

The gate

It is this gate that is at the centre of the current controversy.

Because the gate is high up in the wall (it overlooks
the Western Wall,) it has to be reached by either an earth mound or a
walkway.

Last year, the earth mound collapsed after a rainfall.
So a temporary wooden structure was put up. The current work is
designed to replace this with something stronger and more permanent.

This entails removing the remains of the earth mound
down to bedrock in order that there can be secure foundations for the
new walkway or bridge.

The observer

An independent observer, Father Jerome Murphy-O’Connor,
from the French institute the Ecole Biblique in East Jerusalem, said
that the work was "completely routine".

"This work is not inside the Haram. It is outside,
leading to the Moors’ Gate. The earth ramp fell down and has to be
replaced," Father Murphy-O’Connor, author of an Oxford University guide
"The Holy Land", told me.

"I do not know why the Palestinians have chosen to make
an issue out of this. It is a recognised Jewish area under the
arrangements that prevail in the Old City.

"One can contrast this to the extensive excavations just
round the corner in a Muslim area where huge pilgrim hostels from the
8th Century were revealed, with no protest. There has also been no
protest over digs at the City of David nearby.

"There is absolutely no danger to the foundations of the
al-Aqsa mosque since that is built on the huge Herodian blocks that are
still there."

The reason for the protest does not really have much to
do with archaeology in fact. It is a protest about presence. The
Palestinians and the wider Muslim world have an objection to anything
the Israelis do that touches on the Haram.

 

Such work is seen as symbolising a threat to Palestinian
and Muslim identity and a rallying point for Palestinians to express
their desire for their own space, their own state.

 

In this atmosphere, the arguments of the archaeological academics do not carry much force.

The Moors’ Gate is perhaps even more sensitive than
other sites, as it is the only gate to the compound for which the
Israelis hold the key. They do so, Father Murphy-O’Connor said, under
an agreement reached in 1967 between General Moshe Dayan and the Waqf.

 

In 1996, the Israelis tunnelled further along the Western Wall, prompting riots and unrest.
Again, the issue was not so much the actual dig as the concept.

 

Israeli digs

But it has not only been the Palestinians who have linked archaeology and politics.

Over recent years, Israelis have accused the Waqf of
deliberately removing evidence of Jewish remains on the Haram/ Temple
Mount and dumping them in rubbish fills.

Especially after 1967, the Israelis, among them the
amateur archaeologist (and illegal hoarder) Moshe Dayan himself, made a
concerted effort to dig into history to provide evidence that the Jews
had been there and had a right to be there still.

"They were digging for God and country," says Father
Murphy-O’Connor. "Though it has to be said that those days are over.
The younger Israeli archaeologists just dig. They have for example been
leading the way in researching the monasteries of the Judean
wilderness."

But in Jerusalem, you cannot "just dig".  There, every stone counts.

Paul.Reynolds-INTERNET@bbc.co.uk

never think that i should try another way ???

yup … sekarang gwe terjebak di dalam INTERNET cENTER …. karena hujan masih saja menguyur daerah Bara City … yah maklum lah bogor gitu loh … sekarang gwe baru saja mengganti profile gwe dengan IPB sebagai Bogor Landbouw Hogeschool … yah suatu bentuk lembaga pendidikan tinggi pertanian di tahun 1940 .. so IPB engga murni asli didirikan oleh pemerintah ya to … lha wong dulu aja pernah menjadi bagaian dari Universiteit van Indonesia … hahaha

lucunya … brarti gwe juga dah masuk dalam perguruan tinggi buatan belanda yang nota bene tuh perguruan tinggi itu mrupakan embrio dari IPB .. jelas dong … kan di sejarah IPB masih disebutkan kecuali tuh sejarah langsung aja dengan pendirian IPB … hahaha ..

engga penting …. yang jelas gwe harus semangat karena jadwal genap udah keluar dan mampus aja gwe banyak banget waktu yang harus gwe lakukan sekarang dong … semisal harus bangun pagi2 banget dan pulang ke rumah sore2 banget …

so gimana dengan penelitian gwe dan kelompok gwe ???
gimana gwe bisa maen2 lagi ???
gmana gwe bisa mengunjungi LSI ???
hah ngek ngok ???
yang jelas gwe pastinya bakalan sibuk se-mampus mampusnya …

tapi tolong semangatin yah … pasti gwe drop di tengah perjalanan …

semoga hasil pekerjaan gwe di semester ganjil kemaren (06-07) adalah hasil yang memang terbaik … amin  amin  …

JADWAL KULIAH DAN PRAKTIKUM PROGRAM
SARJANA SEMESTER GENAP TAHUN AKADEMIK 2006/2007

 

 

 

 

FAKULTAS	Peternakan
PROGRAM STUDI	Teknologi Hasil Ternak

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

JAM	TIPE	KODE	NAMA MATA AJARAN	PENANGGUNG JAWAB	NAMA RUANG
SENIN
07.00-08.40	K	TPG337	Teknologi Pengawasan Mutu Pangan	Ir.Darwin KadarismanMS	RK .C7-C8 D Lantai 1
09.00-12.00	P	IPT323	Ilmu dan Teknik Pengolahan Kulit	Komariah	Lab.
13.00-14.40	K	IPT371	Enzim Pangan Hasil Ternak	Rarah Ratih A.M.	RK .C5-C6 D Lantai 1
13.00-14.40	K	PTK301	Metodologi Penelitian dan Rancangan Percobaan	Dr.Ir. Ronny R. Noor M Ru	RK .A1 D Lantai 1
15.00-18.00	P	IPT312	Ilmu dan Teknik Pengolahan Susu	Rarah Ratih A.M.	Lab.
SELASA
07.00-08.40	K	IMT221	Agrostologi	Luki Abdullah	RK .A1 D Lantai 1
09.00-10.40	K	IPT353	Ilmu dan Teknik Pengolahan Daging dan Telur Unggas	Niken Ulupi	RK .C1-C2 D Lantai 1
12.00-15.00	P	IPT353	Ilmu dan Teknik Pengolahan Daging dan Telur Unggas	Niken Ulupi	Lab
15.00-18.00	P	TPG337	Teknologi Pengawasan Mutu Pangan	Ir.Darwin KadarismanMS	Lab
15.00-18.00	P	IMT221	Agrostologi	Luki Abdullah	Lab
RABU
07.00-08.40	K	IPT275	Bangunan dan Peralatan Pengolahan Hasil Ternak	Lilik P.	RK .C1-C2 D Lantai 1
13.00-14.40	K	PTK301	Metodologi Penelitian dan Rancangan Percobaan	Dr.Ir. Ronny R. Noor M Ru	RK .A2 D Lantai 2
15.00-17.30	P	PTK301	Metodologi Penelitian dan Rancangan Percobaan	Dr.Ir. Ronny R. Noor M Ru	RK .C7-C8 D Lantai 1
KAMIS
08.00-09.40	K	IPT464	Ilmu Ternak Lebah Madu (E1)	Hotnida C.H. Siregar	RK .C4 D Lantai 1
09.00-12.00	P	IPT402	Aplikasi Komputer Dalam Produk Pangan Hasil Ternak	Bambang Pangestu	Lab
13.00-14.40	K	IPT323	Ilmu dan Teknik Pengolahan Kulit	Komariah	RK .C9-C10 D Lantai
15.00-16.40	K	IPT402	Aplikasi Komputer Dalam Produk Pangan Hasil Ternak	Bambang Pangestu	RK .C3 D Lantai 1
15.00-18.00	P	IPT275	Bangunan dan Peralatan Peternakan	Lilik P.	Lab
JUMAT
07.00-08.40	K	IPT312	Ilmu dan Teknik Pengolahan Susu	Rarah Ratih A.M.	RK .C7-C8 D Lantai 1
09.00-10.40	K	IPT322	Teknik Pengolahan Daging (E1)	Henny Nuraeni	RK .C3 D Lantai 1
09.00-10.40	K	PTK402	Pengantar Bioteknologi Ternak	Muladno	RK .C5-C6 D Lantai 1
09.00-10.40	K	IPT463	Budidaya Satwa harapan (E1)	Hotnida C.H. Siregar	RK .C7-C8 D Lantai 1
14.00-17.00	P	IPT322	Teknik Pengolahan Daging (E1)	Henny Nuraeni	Lab
14.00-17.00	P	IPT463	Budidaya Satwa Harapan	Hotnida C.H. Siregar	Lab

 

 

JADWAL KULIAH DAN PRAKTIKUM PROGRAM
SARJANA SEMESTER GENAP TAHUN AKADEMIK 2006/2007

 

 

 

 

FAKULTAS	Peternakan
PROGRAM   STUDI	Teknologi   Produksi Ternak

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

JAM	TIPE	KODE	NAMA   MATA AJARAN	PENANGGUNG   JAWAB	NAMA   RUANG
SENIN
07.00-08.40	K	IPT441	Manajemen   Ternak Perah	Bagus   P. Purwanto	RK   .C5-C6 D Lantai 1
09.00-12.00	P	IPT352	Manajemen   Ternak Unggas	Iman   Rahayu Hidayati	Lab.
13.00-14.40	P	PTK301	Metodologi   Penelitian dan Ranc	Dr.Ir.   Ronny R. Noor M Ru	RK   .A2 D Lantai 2
15.00-18.00	P	IPT361	Teknik   Pengelolaan Limbah Pete	Suhut   Simamora	Lab.
SELASA
07.00-08.40	K	IMT221	Agrostologi	Luki   Abdullah	RK   .A1 D Lantai 1
08.00-09.40	K	IPT461	Manajemen   Ternak Babi	PH.   Siagian	RK   .C5-C6 D Lantai 1
09.00-12.00	P	IMT221	Agrostologi	Luki   Abdullah	Lab
13.00-14.40	K	IPT431	Manajemen   Ternak Ruminansia Ke	Maman   Duldjaman	RK   .C3 D Lantai 1
15.00-17.40	P	IPT461	Manajemen   Ternak Babi	PH.   Siagian	Lab
15.00-18.00	P	IPT421	Manajemen   Ternak Ruminansia Be	Sudjana   Natasasmita	Lab
15.00-18.00	P	IPT431	Manajemen   Ternak Ruminansia Ke	Maman   Duldjaman	Lab
RABU
08.00-09.40	K	IPT352	Manajemen   Ternak Unggas	Iman   Rahayu Hidayati	RK   .C7-C8 D Lantai 1
14.00-17.00	P	IPT411	Manajemen   Ternak Perah	Bagus   P. Purwanto	Lab
KAMIS
08.00-09.40	K	IPT464	Ilmu   Ternak Lebah Madu (E1)	Hotnida   C.H. Siregar	RK   .C7-C8 D Lantai 1
09.00-10.40	K	IPT402	Aplikasi   Komputer Dalam Produk	Bambang   Pangestu	RK   .C3 D Lantai 1
09.00-12.00	P	IPT464	Ilmu   Ternak Lebah Madu (E1)	Hotnida   C.H. Siregar	Lab
09.00-12.00	P	IPT302	Ilmu   Tilik Ternak (E1)	Pallawaruka	Lab
13.00-14.40	K	BIO471	Ekologi   Hewan (E1)	Dedy   Duryadi S.	RK   .C7-C8 D Lantai 1
JUMAT
07.00-08.40	K	IPT361	Teknik   Pengelolaan Limbah Pete	Suhut   Simamora	RK   .C5-C6 D Lantai 1
09.00-10.40	K	TPT302	Ilmu   Tilik Ternak (E1)	Pallawaruka	RK   .C4 D Lantai 1
14.00-17.00	P	BIO471	Ekologi   Hewan (E1)	Dedy   Duryadi S.	Lab
14.00-17.00	P	IPT463	Budidaya   Satwa Harapan	Hotnida   C.H. Siregar	Lab
14.00-17.00	P	IPT402	Aplikasi   Komputer dalam Produk	Bambang   Pangestu	Lab
SABTU
08.00-09.40	K	IPT463	Budidaya   Satwa harapan (E1)	Hotnida   C.H. Siregar	RK   .C7-C8 D Lantai 1
10.00-11.40	K	IPT461	Manajemen   Ternak Babi	P.H.   Siagian	RK   .C14 D Lantai 5
13.00-14.40	K	IPT421	Manajemen   Ternak Ruminansia Be	Sudjana   Natasasmita	RK   .C7-C8 D Lantai 1
15.00-17.40	P	IPT461	Manajemen   Ternak Babi	PH.   Siagian	Lab

 

 

hari ini gwe sedang lumayan sakita lagi deh … setelah beberapa hari yah … dari hari senen ampe hari ini tadi gwe baek2 aja .. kok yah … tiba2 gwe jadi anget lagi neh .,…

engga jelas kali yah … dan kayaknya gwe semakin menghangat aja nih badannya …

aneh yah …

dan sekarang padahal udah engga ujan lagi … kayak kemaren2 tapinya tetep angin dengan semilir lumayan dingin dong … entah mengapa ..
yang jelas selamat untuk jakarta yangs edang banjir karena akan menyurut tuh aernya … amin amin …

dan sekarang gwe sedang mengalami gatal2 kulit dong … yah aneh aja … entah gwe karena kedinginan dan jadinya banyak pada lembab atau penyakit lainnya …. waduh gawat neh ….

ketika masalah datang kira2 apa yang akan gwe selesaikan yah ??? malas kan …

Albanian

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Key Phrases Po. Yes. Jo. No. Mirë se vjen! Welcome! Gëzohem që ju njoh. Pleased to meet you. Tung. Hello. Shihemi. Goodbye. Falemnderit. Thank you.
	Unë jam … My name is … A dini anglisht? Do you speak English? Më vjen keq, nuk flas shqip. I’m sorry, I don’t speak Albanian. Më duhet ndihmë. I need help. Ku asht banja, ju lutem? Where is the toilet, please?

Dutch

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Key Phrases Ja. Yes. Nee. No. Welkom! Welcome! Prettig met u kennis te maken. Pleased to meet you. Hoi. Hello. Dag. Goodbye. Dank u. Thank you.
	Ik heet … My name is … Spreekt u Engels? Do you speak English? Het spijt me, ik spreek geen Nederlands. I’m sorry, I don’t speak Dutch. Ik heb hulp nodig. I need help. Waar is het toilet, alstublieft? Where is the toilet, please?

GERMAN

Basics

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guten Tag hello Ich heiße … My name is … angenehm pleased to meet you ja yes nein no bitte please

danke thank you Wie geht’s? How are you? Sprechen Sie Englisch? Do you speak English? Wie bitte? pardon? viel Spaß have fun auf Wiedersehen good-bye

SPANISH

Basics

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Hola Hi Me llamo… My name is… Encantado, -a Nice to meet you Sí Yes No No

Hablo un poco I speak a little en español in Spanish en inglés in English Adiós Goodbye Gracias Thank you por favor please