comment allez vous !

A:Gimana cara masukin gajah ke lemari es?
B:Buka lemari esnya, tutup, kunci

A:Gimana cara masukin kuda ke dalam lemari es?
B:Buka lemari esnya keluarin gajahnya masukin kudanya, tutup, kunci

A:Ayakan apa yang paling besar?
B:Ayakan gajah

A:Kalau kuda ma gajah balapan sapa yang menang?
B:Gajah…(inget ga? kan kudanya masih ada di lemari es)

A:Siapa orang yang paling kuat sedunia?
B:Orang yang bisa ngangkat ayakan gajah

A:Kalo bajaj remnya dimana?
B:Dipundak(bang stop bang, sambil nepuk pundaknya bang bajaj)

ya ampun bete deh …

Q: Kenapa ikan di laut nggak habis - habis ???
A: Karena di laut nggak ada kucing

Q: Perbuatan apa yang dibenci Tuhan sama setan ?
A: Memperkosa istri setan

Q: Ikan apa yang dipukul, ditendang, diinjek diam aja ????
A: Ikan cue’x

Q: Kenapa kalo di komputer yang ada tulisannya ENTER ?
A: Kalo tulisannya ENTAR, pRogramnya nggak jalan - jalan

Q: Apa bahasa jepangnya orang hamil tiduran di laut ?
A: Kukirakurakura
Q: Virus Apa yang dipinginin semua orang?
A: mobil viruza

Q: Antrax apa yang klo banyak orang malah bahagia?
A: Antraxkan Tomat naek haji…

Q: Ayahnya Ahmad punya anak 5, satu namanya Kontil, anak ke 2 Kontul, anak ke 3 Kontel, anak ke 4 namanya Kontal, anak kelima namanya?
A: Ahmad …..namanya juga "Ayahnya ahmad"

Q: Ditengah-tengah pasar ada apa?
A: Ada es dodol…………..!!!

Q: Bagaimana cara membedakan gajah kecil dengan gajah besar…
A: pake ayakan aja, gajah kecil pasti lolos dari ayakan

Q: Kenapa nyamuk kalau terbang bunyinya nyaring…
A: karena nyamuk menghisap darah, kalo ngisapnya solar nanti bunyinya kayak metromini

Q: Mengapa kain kafan berwarna putih…
A: kalau kain kafannya batik, nanti dikira mayatnya mau kondangan

Q: Kodok apa yang makannya di foodcourt… ??
A: Kodok Indah Mall

Q: GUBRAK!! guBRAK!! KRAK!! JDUAAAAR!!, suara apakah itu… ???
A: tukang balon berkelahi

Q: Monyet apa klo orang jujur malah marah
A: Monyet Lu….

Q: bagaimana caranya manusia pamitan sama monyet?
A: Dah jam 5 gw balik dulu ya , see u later nyet….

Q : Bakso yang wangi…
A : Baksona Roll On Deodorant

Q : Apa bedanya ban mobil dengan kondom…
A : kalo ban mobil bocor, nyawa bisa hilang; kalo kondom bocor, nyawa bisa nambah

Q : Bagaimana cara menghilangkan bau yang ditimbulkan setelah makan pete…
A : makan jengkol, percaya ndak?

Q : Bebek yang terkenal…
A : Bebekstreet Boys

Q : Kalo ditutup dia akan mengintip, tapi kalo dibuka dia akan marah-marah…
A : Orang naik becak hujan-hujan

Q : Naek apa yang seperti dikejar-kejar burung…
A : naek becak, seperti dikejar-kejar burung abang becaknya

Q : Benda apa yang kalo dilihat kotak, tapi kalo dipegang bulat…
A : Badge OSIS di seragam SMU cewe

Q : Pergi perkasa bak Gatotkaca, kembali tampan bak Arjuna, apakah itu…
A : orang habis buang hajat

Q : Binatang yang paling tinggi di Jakarta…
A : semut nyasar di atas Monas

Q : Bola yang disukai anak kecil…
A : Bolaemon

Q : Buah-buah yang bisa nyala…
A : Buahlam

Q : Buah yang bikin bingung…
A : Strawberry, Kenapa…? Karena loe juga bingung kenapa jawabannya strawberry

Q : Bunga yang berbahaya di Kebun Raya Bogor, kalau berdiam di bawahnya selama 27 menit pasti akan mati…
A : Bunga teratai

Q : Busa yang dapat tenggelam di air…
A : Bu Sadikin

Q : Jantung apa yang bisa joget…???
A : jantung bangun aku mengejarmu…

Q : Penyanyi Aceh yang tewas bunuh diri…
A : Cut Cobain

Q : Air yang bisa joged…
A : Air Ronggeng

Q : Mengapa air mancur muncratnya ke atas…
A : sebab kalau tidak demikian, namanya air keran

Q : Apa Warna angin yang sesungguhnya… ?
A : merah (lihat kalau orang dikerok)

Q : Bila ada simpoa dari Cina dan abbacus dari Yunani, alat hitung dari Jawa Barat adalah…
A : Angklung-lator

Q : Anjing yang kakinya dua…
A : Goofy

Q : Tikus yang kakinya dua…
A : Mickey

Q : Bebek yang kakinya dua…
A : Ya… semua bebek!!

Q : Dua artis yang sangat tinggi…
A : Lulu Tebing dan Jeremy Monas

Q : Ayam apa yang besar…
A : Ayam semesta

Q : Ayam apa yang dicari-cari orang…
A : Ayam hilang

Q : Ayam jantan disembelih, kepalanya di ekspor ke Zimbabwe, kakinya ke India, sayapnya ke Italia, badannya ke US, telurnya kemana?
A : Guoblog…..Ayam jantan gak bertelur!!

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dah ah
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mau bobo aja …

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Pennisetum purpureum Schumach Graminae Common names Elephant or elefante grass, Napier grass, gigante (Costa Rica), mfufu (Africa). Description A robust perennial with a vigorous root system, sometimes stoloniferous with a creeping rhizome. Culms usually 180-360 cm high, branched upwards. Leaf-sheaths glabrous or with tubercle-based hairs; leaf-blades 20-40 mm wide, margins thickened and shiny. Inflorescence a bristly false spike up to 30 cm long, dense, usually yellow-brown in colour, more rarely purplish (Chippendall, 1955). Distribution Native to subtropical Africa (Zimbabwe) and now introduced into most tropical and subtropical countries. Season of growth Summer. Altitude range Sea-level to 2 000 m. Rainfall requirements Elephant grass grows best in high-rainfall areas (in excess of 1 500 mm per year), but its deep root system allows it to survive in dry times. Mean, 1 483 mm + 620 (Russell & Webb, 1976). Drought tolerance It survives drought quite well when established because of its deep root system. Soil requirements It grows best in deep, fertile soils through which its roots can forage. Deep, friable loams are preferable. Ability to spread naturally It is usually planted, as it spreads slowly. Land preparation for establishment Full land preparation with ploughing and subsequent disc-harrowing and drilling will repay the cost of establishment of this perennial grass. Sowing methods Either root cuttings or stem pieces with at least three nodes are planted in the drills. When planting stem pieces, two nodes should be covered with soil, the third being exposed. One hectare of grass will provide propagating material for 15-25 hectares. Planting rooted elephant grass pieces directly into an Imperata sward during the rainy season in the Philippines has had some success (Farinas, 1970). Sowing depth and cover Plant in furrows about 15 cm deep and cover with about 7.5 cm of soil initially, gradually filling as the plant grows. Sowing time and rate At the beginning of the wet season, at about 2 000 kg/ha of stem material. Number of seeds per kg. 3 084 400 in the United States. Tolerance to herbicides To eradicate elephant grass, it should be burned off and any regrowth sprayed with 2,2-DPA at 4.5 kg of a 740 g AI/kg product (e.g. Shirpon, Dowpon) plus 250 ml wetting agent per 200 litres of water. Thoroughly wet the plants (Tilley, 1977). Vigour of growth and growth rhythm It is a very vigorous grass. Response to defoliation Elephant grass will stand heavy grazing and provides a great bulk of feed (Harrison & Snook, 1971), especially if fertilized and irrigated. It is suited to rapid rotational grazing, which must not be severe enough to hinder regrowth (Ware-Austin, 1963). Only the leaves are eaten when the grass is near maturity. A height of 5 cm is best for cutting (Vicente-Chandler et al., 1974). Grazing management Elephant grass is commonly used in a cut-and-carry system, feeding it in stalls, or it is made into silage. For grazing, it should be heavily stocked to maintain it in a lush vegetative form. The mature leaves are razor sharp and sometimes provide a problem for grazing cattle. The coarse stems produce new shoots and leaves called "lala" in Hawaii; the grass is best grazed when the new growth consists of five new leaves and associated stem growth. A stem plus "lala" takes a year to grow (Younge & Ripperton, 1960). Odhiambo (1974) showed no drop in nutritive value at Kitale, Kenya, in analyses taken at seven to 12 weeks. Grazing at six- to nine-week intervals at a height of about 90 cm gives good utilization. Nitrogen can be applied after each grazing or cutting in high-rainfall areas. Any coarse, leafless stems should be mowed. Response to fire Elephant grass will burn if dry enough, and produce new growth afterwards, but it is seldom dry enough to burn in its normal environment. Dry-matter and green-matter yields Elephant grass gives heavy yields and Vicente- Chandler, Silva and Figarella (1959) established a world record production of 84 800 kg DM/year when it was fertilized with 897 kg N/ha per year and cut every 90 days under natural rainfall of some 2 000 mm per year. Other recorded yields are 35 500 kg DM/ha per year over three years in Tobago (Walmsley, Sargeant & Dookeran, 1978), 32 400 kg DM and 3 400 kg crude protein per hectare per year when cut every 56 days at CIAT, Colombia (Moore & Bushman, 1978), 20 800 kg DM/ha per year in Nigeria (Adegbola, 1964) and 40 000-50 000 kg green matter per hectare when cut each 35-40 days at the Tulio Ospina Station, Colombia (Crowder, Chaverra & Lotero, 1970).ir Suitability for hay and silage It makes good hay if cut when young but is too coarse if cut late in its annual growth cycle. It is more usually made into silage of high quality without additives. Silage losses have been 9 percent in India (Mahadevan & Venkatakrishnan, 1957) and 17 percent in Puerto Rico (Vicente- Chandler et al., 1953). In Taiwan, elephant grass is widely used for the production of dehydrated grass pellets used as a supplementary stock feed (Manidool, personal communication). Value as a standover or deferred feed If the grass is allowed to reach maturity before the last wet-season cut, it gives better dry-season use. On the Atherton Tableland, Queensland, it is used for dry-season feed by rolling at the end of winter, as it can make some winter growth during this period (Quinlan & Edgley, 1975). Toxicity García-Rivera and Morris (1955) recorded 2.48 percent of oxalates in the dry matter of elephant grass and 2.5 percent in the Merker variety but no toxicity was experienced. Ndyanabo (1974) recorded 3.1 percent total oxalates but again no toxicity. Cultivars • Var. merkeri (Merker grass) similar to common elephant grass but has finer leaves and stems. It is cultivated widely in Puerto Rico and other West Indian areas. It is more drought resistant than common elephant grass but less productive and of lower feeding value (Whyte, Moir & Cooper, 1959). It is resistant to Helminthosporium sp. in Puerto Rico (Vicente-Chandler et al., 1953). • ‘Capricorn ‘developed at Biloela Research Station, Queensland, for high rainfall areas receiving up to 2 500 mm/year. It is leafier, more palatable and later- flowering than the common type. • ‘Pusa Giant Napier’ performs well in Sri Lanka under good soil conditions, but is affected by Helminthosporium sp. (Pathirana & Siriwardene, 1973). • ‘Merkiron’ and ‘Costa Rica 532′ are used in Colombia, and ‘French Cameroons’, ‘Gold-Coast’ and ‘Cameroons’ in Africa. ‘Chad)’ is recommended by Prasad and Singh (1973) for cultivation under arid conditions in West Rajasthan, India. Diseases The most common disease is blight caused by Helminthosporium sacchari. The best practice is to use a resistant variety. Main attributes Its high dry-matter yield, especially with frequent cutting under fertilization and irrigation. Its suitability for silage and its deep and extensive root system which enables it to forage widely for moisture and nitrogen. Main deficiencies Its high fibre content at maturity, poor seed production, and susceptibility to frosts. Optimum temperature for growth Usually 25-40°C. Mean 21.1° + 2.8°C (Russell & Webb, 1976). #S Minimum temperature for growth About 15°C. Mean minimum temperature of the coldest month 11.5° + 5.4°C (Russell & Webb, 1976). ye Frost tolerance It is susceptible to frosts. Latitudinal limits Usually between 10°N and 20°S (Russell & Webb, 1976).lp Response to light It will grow in partial shade as a cut-and-carry fodder in tropical gardens, but produces better in full sunlight. Ability to compete with weeds When established, elephant grass will suppress weeds. Pests No major pests have been recorded. Palatability It is highly palatable in the leafy stage. Response to photoperiod It is a short-day plant. Chemical analysis and digestibility Göhl (1975) gives a list of chemical analyses and digestibilities from a wide range of conditions. Natural habitat Damp grassland and forest edges, cultivation. Tolerance to flooding It does not tolerate flooding. Fertilizer requirements A complete fertilizer mixture may be needed for establishment according to soil fertility. In Tobago, West Indies, a crop of elephant grass removed 463 kg nitrogen, 96 kg phosphorus and 594 kg potassium per hectare per year. The optimum phosphorus content of the dry matter for growth was determined as 0.248 percent for the purple type and 0.215 percent for the green variety (Falade, 1975). High rates of nitrogen generally give good responses (Walmsley, Sargeant & Dookeran, 1978) especially in the third and subsequent years when the native soil nitrogen has been exhausted (Vicente-Chandler et al., 1953). The latter authors suggested that the highest yields could be expected from cutting at 12-week intervals and applying nitrogen after every cut. Compatibility with other grasses and legumes It is generally grown as a pure pasture. However, it has been sown in alternate rows with such legumes as Pueraria phaseoloides in Puerto Rico, Centrosema pubescens (Venezuela) and Neonotonia wightii in Uganda. Cutting or grazing management will have to be adjusted to favour the legume to maintain a satisfactory mixed sward. Genetics and reproduction The somatic chromosome number is 2n=27, 28, 56 (Fedorov, 1974). It crosses readily with Pennisetum americanum (P. typhoides) to produce a rugged hybrid, bane grass, used for wind-breaks in vegetable areas in coastal Queensland. Seed production and harvesting Elephant grass does not produce much seed, and so is propagated vegetatively. Economics It is one of the most valuable forage, soilage and silage crops in the wet tropics. Animal production At the National Research Station, Kitale, Kenya, elephant grass was fertilized at the rate of 80-120 kg triple superphosphate per hectare and 120 kg sulphate of ammonia per hectare. It supplemented sown pastures during their decline in growth in April, May and June when the dairy cows were calving. The elephant grass yielded 11 480 kg DM/ha in the second season and 4 360 kg DM/ha in the third season, carrying 2.5 and 2.4 beasts per hectare, respectively (Ware-Austin, 1963). In Hawaii, elephant grass can produce as much as 336 000 kg of green forage per hectare per year (Takahashi, Moomaw and Ripperton, 1966) and live-weight gains as high as 549 kg/ha were obtained with beef cattle grazing mature elephant grass. In Colombia, 36 milking cows were maintained on forage from 2.5 hectares of elephant grass. They received a nutritional supplement concentrate ratio of 1 kg per 4 kg milk and averaged 15 litres of milk per day (Crowder, Chaverra & Lotero, 1970). At CIAT, Colombia, Moore and Bushman (1978) calculated that 1 hectare of high-quality elephant grass would provide enough forage to produce 3 tonnes live-weight gain in zebu-type cattle. Value for erosion control Elephant grass will give very effective control of erosion in its own ecological niche. Tolerance to salinity No record of salinity tolerance has been found. Links: • Crop index of the Purdue University: Information about distribution, ecology, use, yields etc. • Common names, economic importance and distributional range; references • Dinámica de crecimiento de pasto Elefante enano (Pennisetum purpureum cv Mott) bajo defoliación: full text in Spanish (English: abstract only) • Características de crecimiento del Pasto Elefante Enano (Pennisetum purpureum cv Mott): full text in Spanish (English: abstract only) • Forragicultura: Tables with information about nutritious quality (in Spanish) • Invasive plant species in the Pacific Island Ecosystems: Description, distribution, ecology and control; references Links for the genus: • Grass genera of the world: Rich information about the genus, photographs, drawings and links to other grasses • The Pennisetum genus: Description and links to other Poaceae • Species, cultivars, culture and propagation Further reading Ware-Austin, 1963; Vicente-Chandler et al., 1974. Source : http://www.fao.org/ag/AGP/AGPC/doc/GBASE/DATA/PF000301.HTM tanggal 24 July 2006

oasik asik … hehehe akhirnya gwe jadi om lagi untuk kponakan ke 2 gwe . hehehehe tadi pagi sih ditelepon ma mas tito dari rumah sakit salak, katanya dewi dah nglahirin ….asik asik … tapi beluman liat sih … yang jelas ada kponakan cowok deh …. lumayan sih katanya lahir 3 kilo … hehehe

o iya mau masukin gambar gwe ah …

moga2 bagus lah ….

apaan sih …

bagus ga sih ???

makasih yah …

wuih bete juga niy dah lama ga ngisi niy blog …. hehehe…. o iya lagi sp niy …. yah ngisi liburan gitu deh … daripada bosen di rumah g ada kerjaan gitu ….

mmm sp tania ama agros… tuh matkul yang butuh hapalan tingkat tinggi…. ya semuanya kudu ngapalin kalo ga…. bluek deh ….

mmm tadi sih dah nganterin si anis ke TK-nya …. hehehe btar lagi tuh si anis mau masuk sekolah ntar sih tanggal 17 juli ntar… aneh yah … prasaan gwe tiap masuk anak sekolah tanggal 17 juli mulu ….. apa pas aja kali ya ….

aduh pusing niy …. ada kerjaan proposal buat ROTTI 2006, trus kerjaan RB06, dah gitu reading tania …. waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh buset deh …

ya su deh gwe cari2 aja tuh tugas tania …

mbikin bete niy …. apalagi dah ada tugas lagi …. o iya gwe harus biqin buku panduan niy … kesel dan membetekan … eh gwe ada gambar baru deh … mau gaks ??? mmm gambaran gwe sih tentang red bulls 2006… ga tau niy logo dipake atow ga … yang jelas gwe suka aja ama gambarnya ….

mmm nilai lumayan lah … IPT unggas dapet B, (eh keluar belum ya ???), ipt perah B, Dastht A, das mik A, bikomia A… yeah heheheh lumayan lah ….

smangat deh yang mau ngerjain buku panduan ma phone book … mana phone book gwe ga ada data …

hikhikhik … keep spirit wae lah

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tapi dah lancar lagi … ga tau niy …koneksi saat ini kok rada bloon eh kasar yah … ya su deh … besok gwe mau tidur … abisnya melelahkan juga ngerjain tugas … untungnya beluman es pe … jadi bisa ngejar nyelesain tugas green world gwe …

ya su deh … jangan lupa buka web site g-aptech yah ….

see you bubye …